Presenting... Nanay Ni Rashid

I'm beginning to wonder... Who is Nanay Ni Rashid?

That is Sarah's new blog! To view, click here. Welcome to blogspot bitch!

As an opening salvo, she posted a survey. On account of my fucking boredom, I'm answering it. Here we go.

3 names you go by:
Girard, G, Iping

3 things you like about yourself:
3 things lang? Shet. Don't bother. I like a million things about my self... NARCISSISM is that you?

3 things you hate/dislike about yourself:
1) I'm never, never satisfied; 2) I have the worst skin on earth; 3) I don't read fast enough.

3 parts of your heritage:
Ano daw? Heritage? Clueless...

3 things that scare you:
1) Old age, 2) Pimples, 3) A tummy... NARCISSISM speaking

3 of your everyday essentials:
1) Sunblock, 2) Sunglasses, 3) Olive oil (duh, read two entries below daw)

3 things you are wearing right now:
1) A pout, 2) Skinny jeans, 3) A green sweater given by Joyce

3 of your favorite bands/artists:
1) Madonna, 2) Kylie, 3) Barbra Streisand (how gay can I get?)

3 of your favorite songs at present:
1) Knock Me Off From My Feet, 2) It's You by Johny Budz, 3) Waiting in Vain by Annie Lennox

3 things you want to try in the next 12 months:
1) Sumakay ng kabayo na ngiti lang ang suot, 2) get a relationship, 3) learn how to write better

3 things you want in a relationship:
Next question na beh.

2 truths and a lie:
I'm so not good at lying, pass na lang.

3 physical things about the opposite/same sex that appeal to you:
1) Piercing eyes, 2) A long tongue, 3) A mind-blowing, astounding butt

3 things you just can't do:
1) Fly, 2) Drive a car, 3) Dance ballet

3 of your favorite hobbies:
1) Swimming, 2) Yoga, 3) ReadingAndWatchingMovies

3 things you want to do really badly right now:
1) Smoke, 2) KissAndHug, 3) Adopt an African kid (so Madonna and Angelina Jolie)

3 careers you're considering:
Hay, what an easy question... of course 1) Pornstar, 2) Prostitute, 3) BoiToi

3 places you want to go on vacation:
1) Brazil, 2) India, 3) Thailand
(runners up: Russia, New York City, Australia, Maldives, Argentina)

3 kids names:
Kids' names??? What the fuck for?

3 things you want to do before you die:
1) Be a UN Ambassador, 2) Travel the world, 3) Live in Manhattan