Fuchsiaboy and Betty, who are both based in Khmerlandia, were in BKK over the weekend to finally settle the age-old Preah Vihear dispute. Ay wait, let's not go that direction because I don't want to be deported from Siam.
We in fact wanted to solve the mystery of who among us girls have the the smallest waistline.
We all know that waistline is a serious business for me. I have been starving through 2010 in preparation for the most critical competition there is. I have lived a diet of peanuts and fruit juice these past months in the hope of being in top shape for this day.
And so, ladies and gentlemen, I'm not going to delay the tension here.
First contestant is La Donita Rose of Siem Reap! Half-Belgian, half-Japanese, La Donita's motto in life is "To couture or not to couture, that is the question." His biggest mistake in life wearingh the glorified trapo creations of Eairth by Melissa Dizon.
Coming in at a shocking 34 inches is... La Donita! (Well, that was rather expected, after all, La Donita had been spotted frequenting the Siem Reap branch of Swensen lately.)