... you owe me my salary.
After all, I'm the fiercest tour guide in Bangkok. You and I know how many Pinoy tourists I've brought around your great city.
This past two weeks alone three Pinoy friends arrived in BKK. First was Mama Rhea, a former colleague from Manille, second was Jordanne, and third is Hong Kong blogger extraordinaire Kiks of As Is.
So what do I usually do with my guests?
First, I bring them to the usual tourist places.
Like the requisite stop at the Erawan Shrine...
... and of course the tuk tuk ride.
And definitely I have to feed them with some of the gastronomic delights of Siam.
I even take pictures of them in Khao San Road...
... or let them take pictures of me.
Well, now that we are in nihilistic Bangkok, I have to teach them a few bad vices.
... and smoking.
And most definitely, I teach them how to pout.
But the most important thing is... I make them laugh.
Therefore, respected people at the TAT... with all the service I've been doing, please deposit my salary to my bank account. Now. Na.
Khorp kun maak khap,